hipster biddie

hipster biddie

what? don't tell us you're surprised! friends, lovers, even the coolest of the hippest of the raddest can fall victim to biddiedom. bonus points for posing in an american apparel online ad. bonuser points if it gives creepy old dudes a boner.

renaissance biddies

renaissance biddies

that's right, folks. biddies have been around for quite some time. this smattering of biddies, surrounded by poor hygiene and hairy-chested man-beasts, well, they're about to down some grog and earn more shiny pink mardi gras beads. which were actually a source of currency in the 15th century, akin to the native americans' wampum.

biddies in bikinis

biddies in bikinis

ah, of course. the seasonal bikini-biddies. often seen at various spring breaks in groups and crossing their legs the same way on towels for pictures. in some cases, as with the blonde in the pink bikini, they begin to sweat profusely from holding their biddie-breath. hold on, girl, hold on!

bono's biddies

welcome to the some biddies blog.

are you asking yourself,

'what the eff is a biddie?'

if so, we are here to enlighten you.

according to urbandictionary.com, the term 'biddies' refers to:

girls, bitches

that said, we hereby instate the biddie blog with #1:

bono's biddies

we're not exactly sure how the utterly awful u2 front man enticed these biddies into taking an uncomfortable-looking photo with him. we're just glad that someone had the balls to take the picture.